Friday Funnies: Valentines Day

I didn't get a chance to post any "funnies" last Friday, but I'll just combine them with the funnies from this week. Enjoy!

Me:"C brought us special birthday treats today"

C:"Pancakes!"

Me:"No, not pancakes"

C:"Oh! It's a surprise!"

Cupcakes...pancakes... She was close, right?

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Child:"You have holes in your jeans."
Me:"Yes, I know."

Child:"You have to buy some more. You can get them at... Do you have a birthday?"

Me:"Yes, I have a birthday."

Child:"Well, you should get some for your birthday. Three of them."

Me:"oh really?"
Child:"Maybe we can buy you some!"

Me:"You want to buy me some?!?!"

Child:"My mom can."

How sweet :)

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We were walking outside when...

Child:"What's that?"

Me:"A snow blower. It blows the snow."

Child:"It blows the snow away?... Is it magic?"

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I stopped a child headed to the bathroom without permission and told her she needed to ask first so she said...

"Mrs. Alyssa! I need to go to the bathroom!" 

Me:"ok, go ahead"

Then she stopped again and said...

"Mrs. Alyssa! I need to not say that!" 

Too bad :)

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And of course the classic...

"Happy 'Valentimes' Day Mrs. Alyssa!"